THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were givingeach other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that thenext day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an earlymorning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote ona piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knewshe would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM andhe had missed his flight.Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
RELATIVES
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wantedto concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband askedsarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?''Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use aday...women use 30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeateverything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupidand so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made mestupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew thecoffee each morning.The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then wedon't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and youshould do it, because that is your job and I can just wait for mycoffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, its in the Bible thatthe man should do the coffee.'Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched theBible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of severalpages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'
REVENGE'
Cash, check or charge?' shopkeeper asked, after folding items, thewoman wished to purchase.As she fumbled for her wallet, he noticed a remote control for atelevision set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' he asked.'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me andI figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally!'
POLICY
Marriage is give and take.U better give it to her orshe'll take it anyway.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
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5 comments:
HAHAHA LOL!!
"God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made mestupid so I would be attracted to you!"
LOL! Exactly! I've heard somewhere that for women a relationship is an emotional attachment (which is really stupid!!) and for men, it's more of a physical one..
I suppose thats true. for most men, physical aspects are prolly the first thing.
For women, the relationship has a much deeper and much stronger meaning- and yes we do tend to get emotionally attached. I don't see why that is stupid?
That what people usually think- that it's stupidity, that's why I wrote that.
Personally I don't think it's a matter of being stupid or not, rather it's just how most females are.
Though you mentioned MOST MEN...good point, since some men get emotionally attached too.
men are only concerned with the "physical" and dont have any emotional asspirations ?!
maybe most men yeah.
anyways Mrs Journalist and I hope you dont mind me raising this up.. what on earth is going on in Pakistan ?
whats with the Pajoor folks fighting Taliban Pakistan.. in some interview some dude of the tribes was saying oh they are not Taliban other wise we wont fight them.. they are Agents of American and Israel !..
any ideas whats going on ?
Salams all am in karachi these days, very busy no time at all. Mass on wats happening in pk, ur guess is as good as mine! Its totally absurd!
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