The saga begins

Salaam Wa rahmatullaah!

Drumroll please... yep thats good. You ready?

THE HOUSE-GUEST SAGA HAS BEGUN!!!

I know how you're feeling. You're looking for an empty wall to bang your head against. Certainly, if you're a Dubaiite, thanks to Emirates brilliant stopovers, you probably have house-guests all the time. It just one of those things you gotta learn to live with, if you reside here.

As for me, I'm a pathetically private person, I resent any invasion of privacy. But thats not the point. The occasional trespass into 'my world' is perfectly okay, indeed, if you are someone I like, it is welcome.. but what if you come to my house armed with daggers, looking to kill at the first possible opportunity?

I have to be the perfect hostess, cook, clean, feed, make intelligent small-talk and most importantly smile till my cheeks hurt. What makes it worse is that these particular house-guests are, well... err... lets just leave it that shall we?

I welcome your opinion (wacky or serious) on how to handle house-guests and be the perfect hostess... (gag!) to these houseguests with whom I share a mutual feeling of... to put it mildly.. dislike.

I'm a thankless, cynical smartmouth, so save me Dear Allah!
This is khaki sayin

CIAO!